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Welcome to Chris P Bacon's CityRail Spoof Annoucement Page! Get a laugh at RailCorp's expense. Feel free to copy the files and send them to your friends, or use some of them as ring tones on your mobile phone...

Enjoy the intense laughing pleasure that these spoof annoucements generate:

  1. - "All CityRail trains are defective ..."
  2. - "Would all passengers please piss off ..."
  3. - "All your bases belong to us " (version 1)
  4. - "All your bases belong to us " (version 2)
  5. - "This annoucement has been cancelled ..."
  6. - "This train conveys booked toilet seat passengers ..."
  7. - "Defective annoucements are causing delays ..."
  8. - "Due to defective brakes ..."
  9. - "Owing to a defective Civic Explorer ..."
  10. - "Owing to a defective driver ..."
  11. - "Due to defective ladies of the evening ..."
  12. - "Owing to a defective Station Master ..."
  13. - "We are waiting for the arrival of another defective train ..."
  14. - "Attention passengers! The next train to depart ..."
  15. - "The next double-dildo entertainment will ..."
  16. - "This train is due to derail ..."
  17. - "An emergency situation exists ..."
  18. - "The next fark-n-train to arrive ..."
  19. - "The train on platform number 18 is the football special ..."
  20. - "The guard's carriage usually stops near ..."
  21. - "Injured passengers are reminded to ..."
  22. - "CityRail welcomes passengers wanting to pick up ..."
  23. - "It is an offence to depart this plaform ..."
  24. - "The train on platform number 1 goes to the Orange Mountains ..."
  25. - "Passengers wishing to have sex ..."
  26. - "Please place all young children ..."
  27. - "Everyone at CityRail wants you and your family to ..."
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