| IN PRISON | You spend the majority of your time in an 8' x 10' cell |
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| AT RAILCORP | You spend the majority of your time in a 2 metre x 2 metre cubicle (or cab) |
| IN PRISON | You get three meals a day |
| AT RAILCORP | You get one break for a meal and you pay for it (only if you're very lucky) |
| IN PRISON | You get time off for good behavior |
| AT RAILCORP | You get more work (ie. reporting) and get no thank you from your manager or supervisor |
| IN PRISON | The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you |
| AT RAILCORP | You must carry a security card (and/or keys) and open all the doors for yourself |
| IN PRISON | You can watch TV and enjoy recreational activities such as games, etc. |
| AT RAILCORP | You get fired for watching TV and are discouraged from enjoying recreational activities |
| IN PRISON | You get your own toilet |
| AT RAILCORP | You have to share a toilet with many idiots who pee on the seat (and the floor) |
| IN PRISON | You get your own handbasin and supply of fresh, clean water |
| AT RAILCORP | You have to share sub-standard facilities and get bunged if you take a break to get some clean drinking water |
| IN PRISON | They allow your friends and family to visit |
| AT RAILCORP | You can't speak to your family on the phone or exchange emails |
| IN PRISON | The taxpayers cover all expenses with no work required |
| AT RAILCORP | You pay all the expenses to go to work |
| IN PRISON | You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out |
| AT RAILCORP | You spend most of your life wanting to get out and go inside bars |
| IN PRISON | You must deal with sadistic wardens and homicidal maniacs at every turn |
| AT RAILCORP | They are called managers and politicians |
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