Bit.Humour - The Art of the Written Word

Compiled by Craig Dewick

We usually laugh at things which mock something we take for granted, either directly or indirectly. What each of us finds humourous as individuals is dependent to a large degree on our cultural background, as well as what happens around us on a daily basis...

This page is home to a selection of interesting computer- and science-folklore-related writings. Some I've created myself and others have been captured from traffic that has ventured through my emailbox over time.

There are a few folklore-related newsgroups that fall under the Usenet umbrella. They are:

Check these newsgroups out on a news server near you...


Noose that Goose! The Good Dr Seuss is on the Loose!!

Dr Seuss's children's story books are famous for combining humour with the art of communication. These pieces cleverly illustrate the unique Dr Seuss style:

If Dr Seuss wrote for Star Trek, where would we be? Have a read for yourself so you can see... 8-)
If Dr Seuss wrote Technical Manuals, what would be worse? Coping with the evil spiral binders, or reading Dr Seuss' verse?
If you were sitting down at lunch, and Dr Seuss walked in, would you invite him to sit down with you, and put you in a spin?

bIT Humour - "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Working in IT does have it's lighter moments! Here's a selection of 'stuff' for your giggling pleasure:

Ever wondered how crass the average computer user can be? "Man Shoots PC" - did it really happen? Could this happen in a neighbourhood near you? Read and see for yourself...
The phone rings: tech support: "Hello computer tech support" customer: "hello my computer was making a strange hissing noise last night and this morning when I turned it on there was a crackling noise and some smoke then nothing, if I bring it in can you fix it?" Take a look at the pictures.....you won't believe it!!!!

General Humour

Humour takes many forms. It does not always have to directly mocking something, but can do so indirectly:

There once was a time when the Infocom text-based adventure games were notoriously popular. Out of these adventures sprung a wide array of creatures, one of which was the insidious grue. A whole fragment of our English language vocabulary sprung out of discussion of these creatures. 8-)
Another creature related to the grue was the drop bear. While not strictly and Infocom creation, they did have things in common with grues. Is that a drop bear I can see looking down through the crack in your ceiling? 8-)
An often-asked question is "Why did the chicken cross the road?". Now you can find out the answer(s) to this infamous question.
Do you know the real story of our colloquial friend Jack Shitt??? Why not read the story and find out for yourself!
Want some kooky messages to use on your telephone answering machine? Well, I've managed to locate an exclusive collection of messages which have been verified by the world-famous (yeah right!) Internation Insitute of Answering Machine Answers!
One day you're going to get caught - with your txt down! Check out NortyTXT(tm) for plenty of naughty cellphone text messages. Try them on your friends! Go on - I dare you... he he
When you're working on a project, and you don't know what to do, because something has gone wrong, and you're very much in the poo... Just consult my problem-solving flow sheet!
Ever wanted to plan for taking sick days off work? Now you can with our unique application to be ill.

Check out these other sites for more wierd, wild, wacky stuff:

Darwin Awards logo The Darwin Awards celebrate Charles Darwin's theory of evolution by commemerating the remains of individuals who contribute to the improvement of our gene pool by removing themselves from it in really insipid ways.



What's both wild and warped at the same time? Why, it's Ila's Wild and Warped Website of course! 8-)

So go check it out and explore everything that's wild and warped on the web (what a mouthful). That's an order!

I like it - I'm sure you will to... But be warned - some of the content of this site is not particularly suitable for children.


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