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Compiled by Craig Dewick and Others

The following is a collection of naughty mobile phone (aka cellphone!) text messages captured and verified by the world-famous Church of Anti-Scientology in conjuction with the CMF Anti-Defence Signals Directorate (You have heard of us, haven't you?):

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style & 69. Just for fun or getting paid, every1 luvs gettin laid, so if you want me in the sack, lick your lips & text me back.

Girl's reaction to penis sizes:
9": Ohshit, pain
7": Ohyes,oh yes
6": ohhh,perfect
5": Ohmm,Ok
4": Push more
3": is it in?
2": idiot! just use ur tongue!!

The sky is blue, THE GRASS IS GREEN, the harder the fuck the louder the scream, the louder the scream the better the fuck, so give me a ring, u might just b in luck<

Im a little mouse named keith... I circumcise men with my teeth... I dont do it for leisure or sexual pleasure... But just for the cheese underneath!!

What is the definition of embarassment?
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Running into a wall with and erection and breaking your nose first !

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Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style & 69. Just for fun or getting paid, every1 luvs gettin laid, so if you want me in the sack, lick your lips & text me back.
	Girl's reaction to penis sizes: 9": Ohshit, pain 7": Ohyes,oh yes 6": ohhh,perfect 5": Ohmm,Ok 4": Push more 3": is it in? 2": idiot! just use ur tongue!!
The sky is blue, THE GRASS IS GREEN, the harder the fuck the louder the scream, the louder the scream the better the fuck, so give me a ring, u might just b in luck<
	Im a little mouse named keith... I circumcise men with my teeth... I dont do it for leisure or sexual pleasure... But just for the cheese underneath!!
What is the definition of embarassment? . . . . . . . . . . . . Running into a wall with and erection and breaking your nose first !