When it All Goes Wrong ...

When you're working on a project,
and you don't know what to do,
because something has gone wrong,
and you're very much in the poo...

Just consult this Problem-Solving Flow Sheet

It's a fancy thing indeed,
It'll show you how to convince your friends,
that you've got everything you need!


		  	  PROBLEM-SOLVING FLOW SHEET
			  --------------------------

                             +-----------------+	
                         yes |  Does the damn  | no
                   +---------|   thing work?   |---------+ 
                   |         +-----------------+         |
                   |                                     |
                   v                                     v
          +----------------+                     +-----------------+
          |   Don't stuff  |                 yes |  Did you stuff  |
 +--------| around with it |                  +--| around with it? |
 |        +----------------+                  |  +-----------------+
 |                                            |                 | no
 |                                            v                 |
 |        +----------------+                +--------------+    |
 |        |   Does anyone  |                |  You bloody  |    |
 |        |   else know?   |<---------------|    idiot!    |    |
 |        +----------------+                +--------------+    |
 |         no |     yes |                                       |
 |            v         |                                       v
 |     +-----------+    |                        +-----------------+
 |  +--|  hide it  |    |                    yes |   will you be   |
 |  |  +-----------+    |             +----------|   in the shit?  |
 |  |                   |             |          +-----------------+
 |  |                   |             |                      | no
 |  |                   v             v                      |
 |  |                +-------------------+                   |
 |  |                |      You poor     |                   |
 |  |         +----->|      bastard!     |                   |
 |  |         |      +-------------------+                   |
 |  |         |          |                                   |
 |  |         | no       v                                   v
 |  |      +-----------------+                 +-------------------+
 |  |      |  Can you blame  |                 |  Stand back and   |
 |  |      |  someone else?  |                 |  enjoy the chaos  |
 |  |      +-----------------+                 +-------------------+
 |  |                    | yes                     |
 |  |                    v                         v
 |  |                  +-----------------------------+
 |  +----------------->|              no             |
 +-------------------->|           problem!          |
                       +-----------------------------+

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